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About Doug Fletcher, RN and The Journal of Nursing Jocularity Click Here For Our Newest Jokes Find Funny Nursing (Bedside Nursing, Medical, more like this . .) 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If" Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com ****************************************************** ****************************************************** See Also: Brain Teasers, Casinos, Gaming, Entertainment, Dating, Internet Personals, Free Stuff, Freebies, Games, Inspirational Stories, Smiles, Joke Mailing Lists, Movies, Videos, DVDs, Music, MP3s, Online Concerts, Ticket Sales & Tickets, Travel Agencies Amazon.com Titles: Best of Nursing Humor: A Collection of Articles, Essays, and Poetry Published in the Nursing Literature by Colleen Kenefick, Amy Y. Young, Amazon.com:"As a student nurse I found this book hysterical!!! The student nursing short stories were so easy to relate to. Finally I realize I am not alone, there are more psycho instructors out there marking papers as if they were Zorro using a red pen, and it is not just our facility that "treats report as if it were classified information, and we don't have proper clearance." A must get for the nurse in your life, or for yourself for humor you can relate to." http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1560530626 I Always Faint When I See a Syringe: Nurse Student Tales by Florence Hardesty (R.N.), Amazon.com:"A former nursing professor writes about her students with affection and humor. She introduces the reader to her favorite patients, the ones whose struggles with mental illness, inspired and illustrated her lectures for a quarter of a century. Hardesty's own experience as a mature returning student should encourage those who seek furthur education." http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0963176919/ Nurstoons the Art of Nursing: A Collection of Nursing Cartoons by Carl Elbing Jr., Amazon.com:"Witty and often-outrageous cartoons depicting professional nursing issues with the humor only a nurse can provide. From the Foreword: Learned theorists say that Nursing is both a science and an art. It is a science because of words like microgram and oophorectomy (trust me, that's how you spell it). It is an art because, well, it takes a lot of creativity to pass out all 0900 meds at 0900 (and a bit of time traveling too). Only a Nurse is professionally prepared to wipe bottoms and differentiate v-tach from SVT. Only a Nurse performs services, many of them lifesaving, which get billed as a room charge. Only a Nurse." http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1929693133/ ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Our Favorites: Is This It? Women & Religious Jokes & Humor Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor Deathbed Confession, Gallows Humor Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge Are You a Graduate Nurse or an Experienced Nurse? A Dictionary of Dating Battle of the Sexes Screening Medical Students Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean A Cure For One Man's Stuttering Ways To Cope With Stress My Elbow Hurts! Lawyer's Q & A: A Question of Trust, Lawyers Jokes, Attorney Humor Why Men Can't Win, Battle of The Sexes, Jokes & Humor Battle of the Sexes Smoking After Sex, Battle of The Sexes, Battle of the Sexes Nice Place, Huh? Nursing Home, Geriatrics Top Signs That You Are Growing Old RXLAUGHS: Any Side Effects? (For Those of You Considering Xenical) Following Doctor's Orders, Nursing & Medical Jokes Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor on: The Nursefriendly Rectal Foreign Bodies: True Tales and X-rays of foreign objects encountered in Emergency Departments Worldwide. School Nursing, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor on: The Nursefriendly: The Circumcision The Second Opinion Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Please Choose from the following: ****************************************************** Animal Jokes: Dogs, Cats, Elephant, Frog Chickens, Insect World, Other Animals... ****************************************************** Bar Jokes: Bartenders, Drunks, Walks into a Bar... More... ****************************************************** Battle of the Sexes: A Dictionary of Dating, Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Why Men Can't Win, More Like This. . . . ****************************************************** Bedside Nursing Humor: Freudian Slip, Graduate Nurse vs. Experienced Nurses, Urine Testing, More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Brain Teasers: Can You Read This (Doctor's Order), More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links: Just Clowning Around, Nola Nurse and Dr. I. Fixem, More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Dental Humor: A Dentist's Bedtime Story, Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?, When Knights Were Bold, More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Emergency Department Humor: The Candle And The Penis...., Scrotum Self-Repair, More Like This. . . ****************************************************** General Nursing Humor: More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Gender Jokes : Courting, Marriage, Men and Women, In-Laws, One-Liners, More... ****************************************************** General Jokes: Book Titles, Food, Geriatric, Holidays, Bumper Stickers, Tom Swifties, Moral of the Story, Light Bulbs, More... ****************************************************** Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor: Nursing Home Humor, Old Men, Senior Citizens, Tough Rules More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor: A Cost Saving Memo, Three Doctors Die And Go To Heaven, Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge, More Like This. . . ****************************************************** Healthcare Jokes: Doctors, Nurses, Pregnancy, Death, More... ****************************************************** Kid's Jokes: Knock-knock, Animals, Excuse notes, and More... ****************************************************** Lists Jokes: Top Ten, Lists, Things Not to Say ****************************************************** Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor: The Top 10 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional, More like this. . . ****************************************************** Obnoxious Jokes: Comebacks, Insults and Sarcasm ****************************************************** Political Jokes: Government, Military, Politicians, More... ****************************************************** Politically Incorrect Jokes: Blonde Jokes: One-Liners, Shorties ; Redneck Jokes: One-Liners, Shorties ****************************************************** Professions Jokes: Accountants, Doctors, Lawyers, Nurse, Farmers, Waiters, More... ****************************************************** Religion Jokes: Priests, Nuns, Heaven, God and Jesus, More... ****************************************************** School Jokes: College, Teachers, Students, More... ****************************************************** Sports Jokes: Fishing, Football, Golf, Hunting, Wrestling, More... ****************************************************** Words of Wisdom Jokes: Bathroom Wisdom, Thoughts to Ponder, Confucius Say....., More... ****************************************************** Work Place Jokes: Office Humor, Computers, More... ****************************************************** You Might Be A . . . . . If: You Might Be A Nurse If. . . ., You Might Be A Nurse Midwife If... , More like this. . . . Rules of The Pit Nursing Humor, Medical Jokes & Humor The Physician's Mistress, Doctor/Medical Jokes & Humor The Spinster's Will Top 10 Things Only Women Understand HMO Physician Recruitment Pre-Qualification Form Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective Speeding, Law Enforcement, Police Jokes A Cost Saving Memo, Managed Care (HMOs) Jokes & Humor: Are You Hungry, Intravenous Therapy, IV Jokes & Humor: Three Nurses Die and Go To Heaven A Short History of Medicine The Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (Commentary from Clinton to Captain Kirk) The Top Ten Reasons Jokes Comedy Central, Seinfeld and more!, DoctorJokes.net! The funniest doctor jokes around because medical humor is pretty darn funny. Suscribe to our mailing list to recieve updates from doctorjokes.net!" LLC, Genation P.O Box 1152 Evans, GA 30809 US 404-822-8195, support@doctorjokes.net http://www.doctorjokes.net/ ****************************************************** Fun Sites for Nurses:"We have setup this site to help nurses find information, web links and to have a place for a little enjoyment. We value your input, so please sign our guest book, add a joke, register for our contests, suggest a website link and mention our site to your co-workers. Also please visit our sponsors websites by clicking on their banners. We hope you enjoy and find this website useful." http://www.nursingfun.com/ ****************************************************** Administration: Medical Humor Low Staffing (cartoon): http://www.nurstoon.com/fte.html ****************************************************** Animals, Pets: Forget laughter, Dog-play.com: Animals are the best medicine. http://www.dogplay.com/Activities/Therapy/dogpill.html Hospital: An Eye/Ear Doctor: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/14917.27.html ****************************************************** Nursing Humour, Thornbury Nursing Portal:"We hope you find the links on this page give you as much entertainment as we had looking for them. If you find any great sites that you think should be shared drop us an email so we can review them to see if they should be included." feedback@thornbury-nursing-services.co.uk http://www.nursing-portal.com/nursing_humour.asp ****************************************************** Intramuscular Injections: Freudian Slip: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/smallprick.html ****************************************************** Kindergarten Humor: Mom Must Be a Nurse: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q1/gingerbread.html ****************************************************** See also: Alan's Original Humor Archive ****************************************************** A Nurse's Prayer, Cybernurse.com:"Note: I received this framed from my grandmother when i graduated from Nursing School in 1974 - if you know anything about the author or other works of Rita Riche, i would love to hear from you." http://www.cybernurse.com/prayer.html ****************************************************** Doctor's (and other health care practitioners) Names List:"A collection of the odd names some physicians and other health care providers have." jeffm@ahsl.arizona.edu http://www.u.arizona.edu/~stoddard/doctor.htm ****************************************************** FunLOL.com:"Funny Pictures, Comics & More! http://www.funlol.com ****************************************************** Workshops Offered by J.T. 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Have you ever sneaked candy from a patient's bedside while she was sleeping? Have you ever considered tattooing "No Code" on your chest? If you answered yes to any of these, then read on!" http://www.resuscitationstation.com/ ****************************************************** Wellness Reproductions & Publishing, Inc:"Wellness Reproductions & Publishing, Inc. develops and distributes creative books, videos, audios, games and posters for therapists,counselors, educators and other mental health professionals." 135 DUPONT ST PLAINVIEW, NY 11803-1607 US 516-349-5520 fax: 516-349-5521 Telephone: 1-800-669-9208, info@wellness-resources.com http://www.sunburstvm.com ****************************************************** ****************************************************** ****************************************************** For Health Information you can use, Follow, Connect, Like us on (Most Invites Accepted): http://www.nursefriendly.com/social/: Twitter! http://www.nursefriendly.com/twitter What's New Blogger: http://4nursing.blogspot.com Facebook: http://www.nursefriendly.com/facebook Linked In: http://www.linkedin.com/in/nursefriendly Nursing Entrepreneurs, Nurses In Business, http://nursingentrepreneurs.ning.com/ Posterous.com, http://nursefriendly.posterous.com StumbleUpon, http://www.nursefriendly.com/stumbleupon ****************************************************** If your website is not listed here, we encourage you to submit it: Add Your Website/URL. 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